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I'm sorry, I try to be loving and forgiving as I can be, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

...at first, I thought is was a Lyra plushy that was built as a hand puppet, but nope, i found the auction online and sure enough, this beautifully crafted Lyra doll has a vagina!

I find strange things on the internet every day, from Blimp-X-Taser porn to "Gregory and the Gore Factory"
yet this one takes the cake for this month's hunt.  I've got nothing against people jerking it to cartoon characters (lets face it; it's going to happen), and I thought someone would eventually make a my little pony cloptoy, but really?  A plushy?

The description on the auction even has a detailed manual on how to clean it for future "use"
But yeah, this definitely beats the "whale lady sex toy" on the scale of what you don't want your mother to catch you using...

...this is just weird...
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Watching: MLP:FiM
  • Eating: Vicodin-Prozac-Ritalin: the breakfast of champions
  • Drinking: piss and vinegar
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:iconderroflcopter:
I don't know what all the fuss is about. I've seen stuff at least a trillion times worse on Ponibooru.
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
I've seen a lot of that stuff, but nobody's made an actual sexdoll yet.
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:iconderroflcopter:
Well, I did see an anthro Fluttershy bodypillow cover once.

(I kinda wanted one...)
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
...sorry to ask, but did it have a custom-cut vagina?
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:iconderroflcopter:
Nope. Just an image of a cute anthro Fluttershy. Breasts are deplicted, however... so it's still not something that you'd wanna show to your mother.
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
er...no. I'd get sent to therapy if my mother found something like that!
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:iconderroflcopter:
I am driven to wonder how'd that go... like what he/she would ask n' stuff.
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
I'll take it they would say things like "What the hell is wrong with you?" "What are you doing?" "What the shit?" "You disgust me"

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:iconpipesmokinggentleman:
Oh dear God. That just... *shudders*
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Creepyshy's smile says otherwise...
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