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I'm sorry, I try to be loving and forgiving as I can be, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

...at first, I thought is was a Lyra plushy that was built as a hand puppet, but nope, i found the auction online and sure enough, this beautifully crafted Lyra doll has a vagina!

I find strange things on the internet every day, from Blimp-X-Taser porn to "Gregory and the Gore Factory"
yet this one takes the cake for this month's hunt.  I've got nothing against people jerking it to cartoon characters (lets face it; it's going to happen), and I thought someone would eventually make a my little pony cloptoy, but really?  A plushy?

The description on the auction even has a detailed manual on how to clean it for future "use"
But yeah, this definitely beats the "whale lady sex toy" on the scale of what you don't want your mother to catch you using...

...this is just weird...
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Avgardiste Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well this century is the best one for the strangest fetishes ever. :)
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Derroflcopter Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
I don't know what all the fuss is about. I've seen stuff at least a trillion times worse on Ponibooru.
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Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
I've seen a lot of that stuff, but nobody's made an actual sexdoll yet.
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Derroflcopter Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Well, I did see an anthro Fluttershy bodypillow cover once.

(I kinda wanted one...)
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Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
...sorry to ask, but did it have a custom-cut vagina?
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Derroflcopter Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Nope. Just an image of a cute anthro Fluttershy. Breasts are deplicted, however... so it's still not something that you'd wanna show to your mother.
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Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
er...no. I'd get sent to therapy if my mother found something like that!
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Derroflcopter Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012
I am driven to wonder how'd that go... like what he/she would ask n' stuff.
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Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012
I'll take it they would say things like "What the hell is wrong with you?" "What are you doing?" "What the shit?" "You disgust me"

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PipeSmokingGentleman Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh dear God. That just... *shudders*
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