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I'm sorry, I try to be loving and forgiving as I can be, but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

...at first, I thought is was a Lyra plushy that was built as a hand puppet, but nope, i found the auction online and sure enough, this beautifully crafted Lyra doll has a vagina!

I find strange things on the internet every day, from Blimp-X-Taser porn to "Gregory and the Gore Factory"
yet this one takes the cake for this month's hunt.  I've got nothing against people jerking it to cartoon characters (lets face it; it's going to happen), and I thought someone would eventually make a my little pony cloptoy, but really?  A plushy?

The description on the auction even has a detailed manual on how to clean it for future "use"
But yeah, this definitely beats the "whale lady sex toy" on the scale of what you don't want your mother to catch you using...

...this is just weird...
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Watching: MLP:FiM
  • Eating: Vicodin-Prozac-Ritalin: the breakfast of champions
  • Drinking: piss and vinegar
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:iconavgardiste:
Avgardiste Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well this century is the best one for the strangest fetishes ever. :)
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:iconderroflcopter:
Derroflcopter Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
I don't know what all the fuss is about. I've seen stuff at least a trillion times worse on Ponibooru.
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
I've seen a lot of that stuff, but nobody's made an actual sexdoll yet.
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Derroflcopter Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Well, I did see an anthro Fluttershy bodypillow cover once.

(I kinda wanted one...)
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
...sorry to ask, but did it have a custom-cut vagina?
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:iconderroflcopter:
Derroflcopter Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Nope. Just an image of a cute anthro Fluttershy. Breasts are deplicted, however... so it's still not something that you'd wanna show to your mother.
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
er...no. I'd get sent to therapy if my mother found something like that!
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:iconderroflcopter:
Derroflcopter Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012
I am driven to wonder how'd that go... like what he/she would ask n' stuff.
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012
I'll take it they would say things like "What the hell is wrong with you?" "What are you doing?" "What the shit?" "You disgust me"

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:iconpipesmokinggentleman:
PipeSmokingGentleman Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh dear God. That just... *shudders*
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Creepyshy's smile says otherwise...
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:iconpipesmokinggentleman:
PipeSmokingGentleman Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
She is my character. She would enjoy that. I, the creator, however, feel deeply disturbed.
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012
Unless your creation is a Mary-Sue
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:iconpipesmokinggentleman:
PipeSmokingGentleman Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I try to get rid of all characters that I create that reek with the stench of Mary-Sueism.
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012
So you're CERTAIN that creepyshy isn't just your inner-self?
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:iconpipesmokinggentleman:
PipeSmokingGentleman Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Pretty certain, yes. I just created her simply because I thought that a Molestia version of Fluttershy would be funny. Nothing more. This is Quickslit by the way. I just changed my name not too long ago.
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012
So you're NOT gonna hunt me down, right?
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:iconneko-ryuu:
Neko-Ryuu Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You know what else is weird?
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
what?
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:iconneko-ryuu:
Neko-Ryuu Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Me catching epididymitis...
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner May 31, 2012
How is that strange? ...that's a little sad...
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:iconneko-ryuu:
Neko-Ryuu Featured By Owner May 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Strange in how nobody knows how it happened...
... and, yes, I'll admit... it IS a little sad... considering the left side is the size of a small potato...
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
It sounds like you bought one of those dolls and forgot to clean it.
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:iconneko-ryuu:
Neko-Ryuu Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No... I didn't...
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:iconmarcusaralius76:
Marcusaralius76 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
"..." implies hesitation. Hesitation implies that you are hiding something. The fact that you are hiding something implies that you are LYING!!!!!

...with a pony doll!
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